1) Being gay is not natural. And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all;
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire counry. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children......
*and we know how Scott Peterson being raised by both mother and father turned him into a wonderful human being..
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, women in the workplace, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
Showing posts with label Prop 8. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prop 8. Show all posts
Thursday, January 1, 2009
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
The Perfect Snapshot of Agreeing to Disagree
I absolutely love Jon Stewart for more reason than I can name here. However, one reason is because he proves (once again in this video) that he can passionately disagree with someone as he does with Mike Huckabee but still manage a calm discussion. It is because he is so smart and confident that he doesn't have to scream and yell to make a point. The best line in the interview is when Jon Stewart asks Mike Huckabee when he made the decision to be hetrosexual - absolutely classic!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
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